The Rudest Citizens in Mockba
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Canso Liberty | Anarchy | “RIP” | |
| 2. |  The State of Anarchy State | Anarchy | “Kitty Cat Parade” | |
| 3. |  The District of Zywe | Anarchy | “RIP” | |
| 4. |  The District of William Dickson | Anarchy | “District Community” | |
| 5. |  The State of Xylea | Anarchy | “RIP” | |
| 6. |  The Queen's State of Charlie Z | Left-Leaning College State | “RIP” | |
| 7. |  The Queen's District of Yamma-Bamma | Mother Knows Best State | “Community” | |
| 8. |  The Queen's District of Them There Things | Mother Knows Best State | “Community” |
