The Fattest Citizens in Middle East
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Middle East is ranked 4,118th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Caliphate of Paradise | Corporate Police State | “There is no god but Allah and Muhammad is his Prophet” | |
| 2. |  The Pishdadian Empire of IranIran | Benevolent Dictatorship | “King of Kings, Nation of Nations, Empire of Empires” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of Byzantine Refugees | Corporate Police State | “Senātus Populusque Rōmānus” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Land of Canaan | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Sacrifice to Baal!” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Aryanastan | Father Knows Best State | “Strive for Eternal Progress” | |
| 6. |  The Emirate of Al Sabtah | Moralistic Democracy | “Under the Shade We Flourish” | |
| 7. |  The Commonwealth of Arakas | Capitalist Paradise | “Bless the Maker and his water” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Yemen | Anarchy | “Do not sigh, for your enemy will hear and rejoice.” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Assyria-Aramaea | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Ave Christus Rex” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of New Syria | Anarchy | “Progress with humanity” |
