The Most Primitive in Middle Earth
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Middle Earth is ranked 18,518th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Green Kingdom of Kiirnodel | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Subtle and Quick to Anger” | |
| 2. |  The Ancestral Homelands of Emyn Arnen | Right-wing Utopia | “Fairest country in all the westlands.” | |
| 3. |  The Dictatorship of The land of Mordor | Iron Fist Consumerists | “In the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Evael | Democratic Socialists | “uaúlumë pícala” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Fellowship of the Rng | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Fellowship of the Random Number Generators” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Westernesse | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 7. |  The Borderlands of A Huge Freaking Spider | Father Knows Best State | “Mostly Harmless” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Sciaenops ocellatus | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 9. |  The Forest Reaches of Mander-Lorien | Civil Rights Lovefest | “friendship I've Heard It Both Ways” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Domeseon | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Surely some revelation is at hand” |
