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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Maya

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Republic of 2nd Murder Chicken Squadron	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“We Will Endure”
2.	The District of Aztec Prime	Anarchy	“Command on High”
3.	The State of El Alto Parana	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Distrito del Alto Parana”
4.	The State of Marche Richelieu	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“First State”
5.	The State of Maya State	Anarchy	“Peace and Justice”
6.	The State of Minitaka	Benevolent Dictatorship	“Dare”
7.	The State of Simon Mountain	Corporate Bordello	“Liberty first”
8.	The State of Sovetskikh	Capitalizt	“State”
9.	The State of Tehuelche	Corporate Bordello	“State”