The Nudest in Massachusetts
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, Massachusetts is ranked 6,454th in the world for Nudest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Community of The City of Worcester | Democratic Socialists | “The Heart of Massachusetts” | |
| 2. |  The State of Universal State | Anarchy | “State” | |
| 3. |  The Democratic States of Cape Kennedy | Democratic Socialists | “We can breed them faster than you can kill them.” | |
| 4. |  The University City of Cambridge MA | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Literis Antiquis Novis Institutis Decora” | |
| 5. |  The City of Beverly MA | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Ense petit placidam sub libertate quietem” | |
| 6. |  The Queen's State of Hampshire House Cheers | Left-wing Utopia | “From Here The Heart Belongs” | |
| 7. |  The State of Colonial Bay | Anarchy | “State” | |
| 8. |  The District of Universite | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Sapientia Collativa Cognitio” | |
| 9. |  The Shameful Stocks of Hester Prynne | Moralistic Democracy | “Mood: I am curious, Orange” | |
| 10. |  The Town of Winchester MA | Democratic Socialists | “Incorporated 1850” |
