The Safest in Mackenzie
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Ladha | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 2. |  The Queendom of Lalao | New York Times Democracy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 3. |  The State of Mabaa | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 4. |  The Queendom of Jayhawker | Corporate Bordello | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 5. |  The District of Mackenzie Base | New York Times Democracy | “Community” | |
| 6. |  The State of William Arthur Philip Louis | Anarchy | “Prince” | |
| 7. |  The State of Nimu | Anarchy | “State” | |
| 8. |  The State of Geaia | Anarchy | “God, Homeland, Liberty” |
