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The Most Compassionate Citizens in Loamhedge

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Republic of Zombiedolphins	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Logic is blind and often knows only its own past”
2.	The Embiggened Republic of Cromulent Peoples	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Liberty or Death! Preferably, Liberty.”
3.	The Standing Zombie Republic of Zuque	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“We stand for everything!”
4.	The Awfully Nice Nation of Halkia	New York Times Democracy	“Forever in its Shadow”
5.	The Most Serene Republic of QuietDraftee26	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“The ceremony of innocence is drowned”
6.	The Disputed Territories of Uzuzuzz	Capitalist Paradise	“No room for doubt”
7.	The Odiferous Confederacy of Cysuvik	Corporate Police State	“Embrace the stink”
8.	The Most Serene Cloisters of The Redwall Abbey	Corporate Police State	“I Am That Is”
9.	The Bad Idea in Retrospect of Ennui On The Mountain	Left-Leaning College State	“meh”