The Most Compassionate Citizens in Little Paradise
Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United States of America of New Scotvia | New York Times Democracy | “E Pluribus Unum” | |
| 2. |  The United States of Great Indonesian Republic | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Bhinneka Tunggal Ika” | |
| 3. |  The French Republic of Saarland Republic | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Liberty, Equality, Fraternity” | |
| 4. |  The Empire of Imperial Japon | Civil Rights Lovefest | “...” | |
| 5. |  The United Provinces of Las Argentinos | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “In Unity and Freedom” |
