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The Highest Crime Rates in Lilongwe

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Nebuchadnezcar	Benevolent Dictatorship	“Flight One”
2.	The State of Cassatt	Anarchy	“Dare to Try”
3.	The Queen's State of Ryan Emmett	Anarchy	“Up and Beyond”
4.	The State of Pioneer Gamble	Anarchy	“First Crack”
5.	The State of Boscu	Corporate Bordello	“From Here and Gone”
6.	The State of Pour Huit	Corporate Bordello	“RIP”
7.	The State of Holly Strachan	New York Times Democracy	“RIP”
8.	The State of Ducks Point	Conservative Democracy	“Good as Gold”
9.	The Cult of Apollyon	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Benedictus sanctus Apollyon, ianitor illac”