The Most Scientifically Advanced in Lazarus
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federation of Erclusia | New York Times Democracy | “Libertà e giustizia creano l'Erclusia” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Pullenstein | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Death before dishonour!” | |
| 3. |  The Quokka Isles And Republic of New Jamiea | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Let's Do This” | |
| 4. |  The Dictatorship of ONI Sword Base | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Axios” | |
| 5. |  The Communist Free Association of Messygrad | Democratic Socialists | “Joy To The Worlds” | |
| 6. |  The Empire of Nerevarynae | Democratic Socialists | “By The People For The Leader” | |
| 7. | The Highly Armed Republic of MadBadgerStan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “You're Right, I am Crazy, But I don't Give a Fudge.” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Leser | Corporate Bordello | “We are the best” | |
| 9. |  The Empire of Obdurium | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We are the Hulk, and we are the Hogan.” | |
| 10. | The Blin Qwehr'Ball Emfera of Tigrexia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Potatoes, T-34s, and an Empire” |
