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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Kinshasa

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Queen's State of Bailey Guard	Mother Knows Best State	“High Commissioner”
2.	The District of Bertram Bernard	Anarchy	“NationStatas”
3.	The State of Great Duck Dunes	Anarchy	“RIP”
4.	The State of Kinshasa Quay	Corporate Bordello	“Greatness Begins”
5.	The State of Lil Ben	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Liberty to who?”
6.	The Matriarch's District of Portelance	Mother Knows Best State	“For Country”
7.	The State of Saint Eilene	Anarchy	“Always and Forever 1”
8.	The District of Ville de Kinshasa	Conservative Democracy	“Justice – Paix – Travail”