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The Nudest in Kampala

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Queen's State of Carruthers	Anarchy	“North Star”
2.	The State of Urmgard	Anarchy	“Empire Forever”
3.	The State of Mukim	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Always in service with God's guidance”
4.	The Queen's State of Does Not Really Matter	Left-wing Utopia	“It is what you make of it”
5.	The State of Il Silenzio	Civil Rights Lovefest	“The Silence”
6.	The State of Piapot	New York Times Democracy	“Much Too Far”
7.	The District of Great Western	Corporate Bordello	“Community”
8.	The State of Michealsand	Conservative Democracy	“By the sea”