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The Fattest Citizens in Kampala

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Queen's State of Carruthers	Anarchy	“North Star”
2.	The State of Urmgard	Anarchy	“Empire Forever”
3.	The State of Mukim	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Always in service with God's guidance”
4.	The District of Great Western	Corporate Bordello	“Community”
5.	The State of Il Silenzio	Civil Rights Lovefest	“The Silence”
6.	The State of Michealsand	Conservative Democracy	“By the sea”
7.	The State of Piapot	New York Times Democracy	“Much Too Far”
8.	The Queen's State of Does Not Really Matter	Left-wing Utopia	“It is what you make of it”