The Rudest Citizens in Kampala
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queen's State of Carruthers | Anarchy | “North Star” | |
| 2. |  The State of Urmgard | Anarchy | “Empire Forever” | |
| 3. |  The District of Great Western | Corporate Bordello | “Community” | |
| 4. |  The State of Mukim | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Always in service with God's guidance” | |
| 5. |  The State of Il Silenzio | Civil Rights Lovefest | “The Silence” | |
| 6. |  The State of Michealsand | Conservative Democracy | “By the sea” | |
| 7. |  The State of Piapot | New York Times Democracy | “Much Too Far” | |
| 8. | The Queen's State of Does Not Really Matter | Left-wing Utopia | “It is what you make of it” |
