The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Illinois
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Colony of The Sadlands | Anarchy | “We Will Endure” | |
| 2. |  The State of Erinouak | Anarchy | “Nation before state” | |
| 3. |  The Queen's State of Lomarwood | Democratic Socialists | “Motto Is For Other People” | |
| 4. |  The D'deridex-Class WarBird of LegMiner45 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Romulus” | |
| 5. |  The Community of Kaskaskia | Anarchy | “Liberty shall ring like a bell” | |
| 6. |  The State of Illiniweki | New York Times Democracy | “State bound hope” | |
| 7. |  The State of Wacker High | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Getting Higher” | |
| 8. |  The Queen's State of Le Premier dUn | Corporate Bordello | “Number One” | |
| 9. |  The State of Haefner | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “From Here to There” | |
| 10. |  The District of Caitlyn | Civil Rights Lovefest | “You Can't Stop Progress” |
