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The Most Compassionate Citizens in Houston

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Queendom of Dana Forest	Moralistic Democracy	“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
2.	The Queen's State of Lady Rhonda	Conservative Democracy	“Home So Proud”
3.	The Queendom of Travistan Park	Anarchy	“Twirling Toward Freedom”
4.	The Republic of Miss Appear	New York Times Democracy	“Does this outfit make me look fat?”
5.	The State of Isaac Ebey	Free-Market Paradise	“State”
6.	The State of Plymouth Company	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Northern”
7.	The State of Eckerman	Anarchy	“From Many, One - From One, Many”
8.	The State of Matez	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“We Will Endure”
9.	The State of Mirre	Right-wing Utopia	“Might Certainly Makes Right”