The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Honolulu
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free Land of Pearl Harbor Memorial | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “'kay, this one's for Hawaii.” | |
| 2. |  The Totally Awesome People of The City of Honolulu | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ha'aheo No'O Honolulu” |
