The Fattest Citizens in Hollow Point
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Nomadic Peoples of The Utes | Anarchy | “Barbeque the homeless” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Corporate Green Dynasty of Caltof | Left-Leaning College State | “In the name of profit” | |
| 3. |  The Sentai Team of PR Jungle Fury | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Jungle beast, spirit unleashed!” | |
| 4. |  The Amazing dumpling with wings of Gyoza Bat | Iron Fist Consumerists | “What are you dreaming about” | |
| 5. |  The Federated lands of Fracels | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Freedom and liberty for man and woman” | |
| 6. |  The Matriarchy of Wokoid Earth | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Diversity, Equity, Inclusion” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Korosensei | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 8. | The Republic of Randomly generated name | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 9. | The Dominion of Forbidden Planet | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Wisdom From The Krell!” | |
| 10. |  The Flying in a rocket ship of Macaroon Cat | Moralistic Democracy | “Never stop dreaming the dreams in your heart” |
