The Highest Crime Rates in HoH SiS
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free Land of Individually autonomous peoples | Anarchy | “If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal” | |
| 2. |  The Colony of Snowdin-UT | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Take care of yourself, kid.” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Rick C137 | Left-wing Utopia | “Show me the Morty” | |
| 4. |  The Commonwealth of Liberated Entities | Left-Leaning College State | “Be the change you want to see in the world” | |
| 5. |  The Tortured Souls of Prisoner 24602060451 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Get me a sandwich!” | |
| 6. |  The United Socialist States of Fingertits | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Fragments or something?” |
