The Most Advanced Public Education in Hippy Haven
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dark Knight of Because I am Batman | New York Times Democracy | “I'm whatever Gotham needs me to be.” | |
| 2. |  The Happy Lands of The Isles of Heather | Left-wing Utopia | “Preserve and Protect” | |
| 3. |  The Broda of Barney Stinson- | Democratic Socialists | “It's gonna be legend... wait for it... DAIRY!” |
