The Safest in Hippy Haven
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Hippy Haven is ranked 5,668th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Community of St Stephen n Critters | Left-wing Utopia | “Gramen artificiosum ne fumisses” | |
| 2. |  The Casual State of Makiland | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Deye mon gen mon” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Jaya Karta | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Great Victory Belongs to the Persevering” | |
| 4. |  The Socialist Pessimists of Hellawi | Democratic Socialists | “A little Aardvark never hurt anyone” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Boogie Chillen | Democratic Socialists | “Ain't no Heaven, Ain't no Burning Hell” | |
| 6. |  The Colony of Captain Pugwash | Democratic Socialists | “Kipper me capstans!” | |
| 7. |  The Community of Lucifers Cats | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “HAIL SATAN!” | |
| 8. |  The John Lennon Utopia of Forever Fields | Left-wing Utopia | “Let me take you down Cos I'm going to Strawberry Fields” | |
| 9. |  The Case of Mistaken Identity of FIorence Marie | Left-wing Utopia | “No i'm not. I just pretend to be.” | |
| 10. |  The Holy Green Vapors of Vellashu | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Ask the right questions.” |
