The Most Primitive in Hippy Haven
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Hippy Haven is ranked 24,515th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Nomadic Tribe of Acequa | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Of land and spirit.” | |
| 2. |  The Now I'm no longer alone of Mr Blue Moon | Anarchy | “And when I looked to the moon it turned to gold” | |
| 3. |  The Fruity Folks of Mr Banana | Civil Rights Lovefest | “It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!” | |
| 4. |  The Mr Tambourine Man of Sir Bob Dylan | Left-wing Utopia | “Oh, Jokerman, you don’t show any response” | |
| 5. |  The Sithiapality of Vader Knows Best 13 | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Mewhahahahahhhahhahahaha” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Vers New Swerbilia | Left-Leaning College State | “By The People For The People” | |
| 7. |  The Dark Knight of Because I am Batman | New York Times Democracy | “I'm whatever Gotham needs me to be.” | |
| 8. |  The Outlaw Motorcycle Club of Anarchys Son 1 | Civil Rights Lovefest | “On the fringe, blood and bullets are the rule of law.” | |
| 9. |  The Kingdom of La Bastille Fortress | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “La Bastille Lives on.” | |
| 10. |  The Wisdom of Buddhist Monk | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Be at peace my child” |
