The Fattest Citizens in Hapes Consortium
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Holy Serene Republic of Ultrasoft | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Gotta do what you gotta do.” | |
2. | The Irn-Bru Guzzling People of Zeontarg | Father Knows Best State | “Eat, sleep, sex and death” | |
3. | The Sovereign Imperial Dominions of Shinaria | Left-Leaning College State | “¡Líik’ik Talokan!” |