The Most Conservative in Haiku
Citizens in nations ranked highly tend to have greater restrictions placed on what they may do in their personal lives, whether via community values or government-imposed law.
As a region, Haiku is ranked 18,137th in the world for Most Conservative.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Borderlands of Thistledom | Corporate Police State | “Sit down, shut up, and drink your tea.” | |
| 2. |  The Military Storage of Cards of Destructive Government Economic Soldier | Psychotic Dictatorship | “UwU this nation got slapped recently” | |
| 3. |  The Beautiful Deathlings of Xiaomei | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Bleed Beauty. Sing until your voice gives out.” | |
| 4. |  The Empire Imperianate of Pentilsile | Iron Fist Consumerists | “God shalt not strike me, I’m become Emperor of the Sky!” | |
| 5. |  The Rogue Nation of DSN64 | Authoritarian Democracy | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 6. |  The Musical Plague of Tap-Dancing Demons | Father Knows Best State | “What a lot of fun, you guys have been real... swell!” | |
| 7. |  The Rogue Nation of GSN19 | Father Knows Best State | “Tiocfaidh ár lá” | |
| 8. |  The Pending Theme of Carmiex | Democratic Socialists | “This is a Haiku” | |
| 9. |  The Nomadic Peoples of JPSLand | Compulsory Consumerist State | “In the RP, My country is now Petriland” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Sands of Time | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “By The People For The People” |
