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The Most Compassionate Citizens in Haiku

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

As a region, Haiku is ranked 666th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The ThousandfoldWorldsLiberation of NinjitsUtopiaDemocratic Socialists“LiberationNow_ThousandfoldWorldsUniteAs_Proletariat”
2.The 𓅝𓁟 Technocracy of NyyxScandinavian Liberal Paradise“You're gonna rattle the stars, you are!”
3.The Urmel Island of TitiwuNew York Times Democracy“Dreaming of the Cretaceous”
4.The Mingled Bubbling of Naked FriendsLiberal Democratic Socialists“Ambassador from Nudist Dreamland”
5.The Endless Epics of RhymeScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Sing to Us, Oh Muse, of Edifying Verses Given in Haiku”
6.The Pro-Life Monoculture of Life Support WAScandinavian Liberal Paradise“The good life: Peace, Health, Kindness, Joy”
7.The Arty Fish Oil Intelligence of The Voice of ARBLeft-Leaning College State“Life is a game: live it to play, not to win”
8.The Uncommonwealth of The SnazzylandsScandinavian Liberal Paradise“May She Be Worthy of the Name”
9.The Res Publica Serenissima of Logophilia LyricaliaScandinavian Liberal Paradise“We suffer not a dearth of the pompous”
10.The Excellent Peoples of NycetriLeft-wing Utopia“Be excellent to each other”
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