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The Most Rebellious Youth in Grumbletonia

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

As a region, Grumbletonia is ranked 698^th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Enduring Peoples of Nothwell	Left-Leaning College State	“Yeah, whatever!”
2.	The Queendom of Kyntucky	Democratic Socialists	“ROAR”
3.	The Plushie Army of Tigey	Father Knows Best State	“Buy something!”