The Smartest Citizens in Grumbletonia
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Plushie Army of Tigey | Father Knows Best State | “Buy something!” | |
| 2. |  The Enduring Peoples of Nothwell | Left-Leaning College State | “Yeah, whatever!” | |
| 3. |  The Queendom of Kyntucky | Democratic Socialists | “ROAR” |
