The Most Primitive in Groovy
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queendom of Justien | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 2. |  The D'deridex-Class WarBird of LegMiner41 | Authoritarian Democracy | “Romulus” | |
| 3. |  The Evil Republic of Ghost Land | Psychotic Dictatorship | “MWAHAHAHAHA!” |
