The Fattest Citizens in Glasgow
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of McCrady | Anarchy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 2. |  The State of McFaddon | Anarchy | “Peace” | |
| 3. |  The District of Glasque | Anarchy | “Day Job” | |
| 4. |  The State of McFaddan | Anarchy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 5. |  The Dominion of Northshore | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Our district community” | |
| 6. |  The District of Glaschu | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Community” | |
| 7. |  The State of Femte | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 8. |  The State of Maahanua | Democratic Socialists | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” |
