The Most Rebellious Youth in Glasgow
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, Glasgow is ranked 5,380th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The District of Glasque | Anarchy | “Day Job” | |
| 2. |  The State of Femte | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 3. |  The State of Maahanua | Democratic Socialists | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 4. |  The State of McCrady | Anarchy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 5. |  The State of McFaddan | Anarchy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 6. |  The State of McFaddon | Anarchy | “Peace” | |
| 7. |  The District of Glaschu | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Community” | |
| 8. |  The Dominion of Northshore | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Our district community” |
