The Most Beautiful Environments in Gay Equality
World Census researchers spent many arduous weeks lying on beaches and trekking through rainforests to compile a definitive list of the most attractive and best cared for environments.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Empire of Midshire | Left-Leaning College State | “Death to Seagulls!” | |
| 2. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Avalonde | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Time spent with cats is never wasted.” | |
| 3. |  The Tangled Wonder of Homosexual Love | Left-wing Utopia | “Anyone can find love, they just have to look for it” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Great Lindonia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “This land was made for you & me” | |
| 5. | The United Socialist States of REichmiller | Democratic Socialists | “100 Year Old Politicians are a Thing of the Past” | |
| 6. |  The Federal Monarchy of Rising of the Forgotten | Democratic Socialists | “Show them who we are” | |
| 7. |  The Free Queendom of Aslaclestia | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Do what you will, as shall I” | |
| 8. | The Eterna Primavera of Spanish Africa | Left-wing Utopia | “Ambassador from Nudist Dreamland” | |
| 9. |  The Reanimated Corpse of Otis-T | New York Times Democracy | “What did the metric alien say? Take me to your liter.” | |
| 10. |  The Free Land of Private Hero | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “True hope is swift, and flies with swallow's wings” |
