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The Most Rebellious Youth in Gay Equality

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Empire of Midshire	Left-Leaning College State	“Death to Seagulls!”
2.	The Constitutional Monarchy of Avalonde	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Time spent with cats is never wasted.”
3.	The Tangled Wonder of Homosexual Love	Left-wing Utopia	“Anyone can find love, they just have to look for it”
4.	The Free Queendom of Aslaclestia	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Do what you will, as shall I”
5.	The Free Land of Private Hero	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“True hope is swift, and flies with swallow's wings”
6.	The Eterna Primavera of Spanish Africa	Left-wing Utopia	“Ambassador from Nudist Dreamland”
7.	The Free Land of Ganymeda	Father Knows Best State	“Nemo Saltat Sobrius”
8.	The Delighted Way of Glad	New York Times Democracy	“Glad to be gay.”
9.	The Nomadic Peoples of Short height	Democratic Socialists	“We Stand Tall”
10.	The Federal Monarchy of Rising of the Forgotten	Democratic Socialists	“Show them who we are”

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