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The Nudest in Gabon

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Eleutherian Adventurer	Anarchy	“For Queen and Country”
2.	The State of Harkin	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Not Much More”
3.	The State of Lefatshe	Anarchy	“Pula”
4.	The State of YeGone	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Forever”
5.	The State of Xoaz	Civil Rights Lovefest	“So As”
6.	The State of Snass	New York Times Democracy	“Forever Free”
7.	The State of Rammius	Corporate Bordello	“Home First”
8.	The State of Zayas Beach	New York Times Democracy	“A great corporate resort”