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The Most Corrupt Governments in Freshness

World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.

As a region, Freshness is ranked 6,149^th in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Neverending Queue of Nofunnetall	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Get back to work already!”
2.	The Meddling Matriarchy of Hindered	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Mother knows best”
3.	The Gilded Cage of Good Prettybirdlola	Democratic Socialists	“Good For Lola”
4.	The Cry-Laughing Emoji of Laughlinea	Father Knows Best State	“Laugh with us!”
5.	The Most Destructive Republic of Massysteria	New York Times Democracy	“Don't panic!”
6.	The Mother Tree of Oadenwood	Moralistic Democracy	“Believe and Have Peace”
7.	The Random Things of Yahyaz	Democratic Socialists	“What is that?”
8.	The Peaceful Beauty of Kendalwawa	Conservative Democracy	“Beautiful Kendalwawa”
9.	The Disagreeable Situation of Agreeto Disagree	Corporate Bordello	“Screw Common Ground”
10.	The Disputed Territories of Still Undecided	New York Times Democracy	“I'll make up my mind when I'm ready”

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