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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Freshness

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Disagreeable Situation of Agreeto Disagree	Corporate Bordello	“Screw Common Ground”
2.	The Chicness of Chik	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Cheap! Cheap!”
3.	The Gilded Cage of Good Prettybirdlola	Democratic Socialists	“Good For Lola”
4.	The Meddling Matriarchy of Hindered	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Mother knows best”
5.	The Peaceful Beauty of Kendalwawa	Conservative Democracy	“Beautiful Kendalwawa”
6.	The Cry-Laughing Emoji of Laughlinea	Father Knows Best State	“Laugh with us!”
7.	The Most Destructive Republic of Massysteria	New York Times Democracy	“Don't panic!”
8.	The Neverending Queue of Nofunnetall	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Get back to work already!”
9.	The Mother Tree of Oadenwood	Moralistic Democracy	“Believe and Have Peace”
10.	The New Shimmer of Palaemon	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“In misericordia pax”

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