The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Farkasfalka
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Roving DEAT Distributor of Mod Puppet | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We have eyes in the back of our head ... so we believe” |
