The Most Devout in Equilism
World Census Inquisitors conducted rigorous one-on-one interviews probing the depth of citizens' beliefs in order to determine which nations were the most devout.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Disputed Territories of OptionOners | Psychotic Dictatorship | “We Always Choose the First!” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of SSN35 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Erin Go Bragh” | |
| 3. |  The Imperial Commonwealth of Mesogiria | Capitalist Paradise | “Security, Peace, Justice: For these We Strive” | |
| 4. |  The Rogue Nation of DSN100 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 5. |  The Free State of Eli | Capitalist Paradise | “Eli's Coming” | |
| 6. |  The Valiant Union of Karkados | New York Times Democracy | “Mind what you have learned. Save you it can.” | |
| 7. |  The People's Equanimous Republic of Naivetry | Left-wing Utopia | “You must have a democracy in order to have a revolution” | |
| 8. |  The Mercurial Borderlands of Barometers | Father Knows Best State | “All I ask is to rain down lightning from above...” | |
| 9. |  The Rogue Pirate Nation of Porky Pig | Corporate Police State | “That's All Folks!” | |
| 10. |  The Duty of The Tick | Anarchy | “SPOOON!” |
