The Highest Crime Rates in England
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
As a region, England is ranked 13,907th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Protectorate of QQBar | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We Will Endure” | |
| 2. |  The Fiefdom of Mortons Fork | Anarchy | “A man like that... maybe not even a man.” | |
| 3. |  The Confederacy of Han is not Solo | Iron Fist Consumerists | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 4. |  The Knighthood of Thur | Father Knows Best State | “United we stand!” | |
| 5. |  The Worm Pokemon of Defending Caterpie | Iron Fist Consumerists | “#0010” | |
| 6. | The Dictatorship of Somnambuland | Right-wing Utopia | “Somnambuland” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Eurythmics | Anarchy | “Travel the World and the Seven Seas” | |
| 8. |  The Viking Realm of Honfol | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Live loud, live twice!” | |
| 9. |  The Seven Sons of Oriol | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Bow!” | |
| 10. |  The Protectorate of The Ecalpan Uchuugun 90th Squadron | Corporate Bordello | “震天動地” |
