The Most Rebellious Youth in England
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, England is ranked 17,676th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Worm Pokemon of Defending Caterpie | Iron Fist Consumerists | “#0010” | |
| 2. |  The Capitalist Republic of Manstrosity | Corporate Bordello | “Free Markets Forever...and ever” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of SF Agent | Father Knows Best State | “代理人” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Gonna be putting on this headset again I | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Gonna be putting on this headset again I” | |
| 5. |  The Protectorate of QQBar | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We Will Endure” | |
| 6. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Lalalove | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 7. |  The Confederacy of Han is not Solo | Iron Fist Consumerists | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 8. |  The Arcane Republic of High Earth | Corporate Bordello | “We will survive, at all costs” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Eurythmics | Anarchy | “Travel the World and the Seven Seas” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Piles Copse | Moralistic Democracy | “Mighty oaks from tiny acorns grow” |
