The Nudest in Eagles of Germany
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rocking Federal Republic of Krautheads | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Born to lose. Live to win.” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Hinz und Kunz | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Heinrich und Konrad für Jedermann” |
