The Most Secular in Dixie
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Confederation States of Republic of Dixie | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Never apologize when you're right!” | |
| 2. |  The Armed Republic of Texan Rhodesia | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Sit Nomine Digna -May she be worthy of the name” | |
| 3. |  The Anarcho-Capitalist Freehold of Confederate Mississippi | Capitalizt | “Virtute Et Armis” | |
| 4. |  The People's Republic of Bamnam | Iron Fist Consumerists | “big business” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Ziggeria | Capitalist Paradise | “THD and TKD” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Tiplersville | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Together Building Our Future” | |
| 7. |  The Confederacy of Independent-Systems | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Keep it Valiant and Virile!” | |
| 8. |  The Confederacy of Pilltania | Capitalist Paradise | “Rule Pilltania!” | |
| 9. |  The Hive of Burrock | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Live for the Swarm” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Shenandoah | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Sic semper tyrannis” |
