The Fattest Citizens in Dejana
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Dejana is ranked 441st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federation of Valley of Industry | Moralistic Democracy | “Make stuff, or we'll treat you like you break stuff” | |
| 2. |  The Principality of Distant Shore | Free-Market Paradise | “Patience is a passion tamed.” |
