The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Declansburg
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Sting of -The Black Widow- | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Welcome to my Web” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of -Watching-And Dreaming- | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Lumity” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Dáxlamanista Isle of Abrillan | Father Knows Best State | “Beating Hearts, Building Hopes” | |
| 4. | The United Socialist States of Afaderian | Democratic Socialists | “Ordem, Igualdade e Fidelidade” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Albanian-Empire | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Communism is poggers” | |
| 6. |  The Libertine Empire of Alietuma | Democratic Socialists | “Libertatem!” | |
| 7. |  The Federal Republic of Allistria | Free-Market Paradise | “We Will Endure” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of Ambarlat | Father Knows Best State | “The finest steel has to go through the hottest fire” | |
| 9. |  The Federal United Republics of Antanius | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “For liberty glory and fatherland” | |
| 10. |  The The First Order of Antohia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “The Empire's pretty chill” |
