The Smartest Citizens in Dauiland
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Articulate Republic of Rahul Raghuraman | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Forever advancing!” | |
| 2. |  The United Republic of Richomp | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “For Glory, for Peace, and for a United Richomp!” | |
| 3. |  The Sweet Islands of Candy and Chocolate | Democratic Socialists | “Tout est bon avec du sucre!” | |
| 4. | The Factbook Writers of Our Official FB Nation | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Dauiland’s Official Factbook Storage” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of TLU Canon Info | Authoritarian Democracy | “Let's not go that way” | |
| 6. | The Nation of Sovak Medasic | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Glory to Sovak Medasic!” | |
| 7. | The Grand Duchy of Alomphmerks | Father Knows Best State | “To forever advance!” |
