The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Cult of Koem Kab
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Card Cultist the Crazy | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Praise be to the top 0.00001%!” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Poet Crab | New York Times Democracy | “Poet Crab: the most delicious of poets” |
