The Smartest Citizens in Communists United
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Communists United is ranked 492nd in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Absolute Dictatorship of Engala | Father Knows Best State | “Because we have more nukes than you.” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Armed Empire of Kartoffelspan | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “With God, All Things Are Possible” |
