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The Highest Economic Output in Cocaine

World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.

As a region, Cocaine is ranked 496^th in the world for Highest Economic Output.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Private Stash of Cocaine	Father Knows Best State	“Cocaine!”
2.	The Private Stash of Coke Fiends	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Cocaine!”
3.	The Kingdom of Loathing	Corporate Police State	“An Adventurer Is You!”
4.	The Space Ambassadors of Spaceballers	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.”
5.	The Republic of NotCocaineville	New York Times Democracy	“*snort*”