The Largest Black Market in Christmas
World Census agents tracked "off the books" deals and handshake agreements in order to study the size of nations' informal economies.
As a region, Christmas is ranked 2,016th in the world for Largest Black Market.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rogue Partner of FR0SCH | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Fro thinks so, too!” | |
| 2. |  The Santa States of Ho Ho Ho | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ho Ho Ho!” | |
| 3. |  The Icy Bite of Jack Frost Nipping at Your Nose | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Merry Christmas to you” | |
| 4. |  The Evil Empire of Santa Is Satan | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Worship Me This Christmas!” | |
| 5. |  The Cacophony of Yuletide Carols Being Sung by a Choir | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Merry Christmas to you” | |
| 6. |  The Cosy Warmth of Folks Dressed Up Like Eskimos | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Merry Christmas to you” | |
| 7. |  The Democratic States of Krampustown | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Punish the naughty children!” | |
| 8. |  The Toasty Smell of Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire | Father Knows Best State | “Merry Christmas to you” | |
| 9. |  The Disputed Territories of BrusselSprout | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Well we hate you too!” | |
| 10. |  The Loving Couple of 4rt Fan | Moralistic Democracy | “Lumity” |
