The Most Rebellious Youth in Cheese
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, Cheese is ranked 19th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Commonwealth of Tierra del Queso | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Just like France, without the snotty demeanor.” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Island Hommunasionna | Moralistic Democracy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Children snipers | New York Times Democracy | “Your either a fart smella or your a sart fmella” |
