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The Nudest in Castries

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Direitos Civis Extremas	Anarchy	“Freedom Above All”
2.	The State of Tuatha Eire	New York Times Democracy	“Independence”
3.	The Queen's State of Labhdaidh	Corporate Bordello	“State”
4.	The Queen's State of South Elliston	Capitalist Paradise	“Sovereign Independent”
5.	The Queen's State of Aristile	New York Times Democracy	“State”
6.	The State of Merlue	Corporate Bordello	“District”
7.	The State of Joseph Jacobs	Corporate Bordello	“State”
8.	The Queen's State of Ruskin Huxley	Tyranny by Majority	“Date”